By purchasing, downloading, or using Sit Down, Kid. (the "Book"), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not purchase or use the Book.
01About
This website (sitdownkid.com) and the digital book sold here are operated by an individual seller based in Prague, Czech Republic. References to "we," "us," or "our" refer to the seller. References to "you" refer to the customer or visitor.
02The Book
Sit Down, Kid. is a digital book sold as a downloadable PDF file. It is a work of opinion, entertainment, and informational commentary written from the perspective of a fictional character named "Vic."
The stories, anecdotes, and personal accounts in the Book are composites and dramatizations. Vic is a fictional character. Any resemblance to specific real persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
03Not Professional Advice
Important: The Book is provided for entertainment and informational purposes only. It is NOT a substitute for professional financial, medical, legal, psychological, or relationship advice. If you need help with any of these areas, please consult a qualified professional.
Specifically:
- Financial content is general principle only. Talk to a licensed financial advisor before making investment decisions.
- Mental health references are not diagnostic. If you are experiencing depression, anxiety, addiction, or thoughts of self-harm, please contact a qualified mental health professional or, in case of crisis, your local emergency services.
- Legal commentary is not legal advice. Consult a lawyer in your jurisdiction.
04Purchase & Delivery
The Book is sold as a one-time digital download for the price displayed at checkout (currently $19.99 USD). Payment is processed by Stripe. Upon successful payment, you will be redirected to a download page and receive an emailed receipt.
By completing your purchase, you confirm that you are at least 18 years of age and legally able to enter into this agreement.
05Refunds
Because the Book is a digital product delivered immediately upon purchase, all sales are final and non-refundable except where required by applicable consumer protection law.
If you believe you were charged in error, or there is a technical issue with delivery, contact us at the email address in our footer and we will work with you in good faith to resolve it.
06License & Usage
When you purchase the Book, you receive a personal, non-transferable, non-exclusive license to read it for your own personal use. You may:
- Read the Book on any device you personally own
- Print one personal copy for your own use
- Quote brief passages for reviews or personal social media (please credit)
You may NOT:
- Resell, redistribute, share, or upload the Book to any website or file-sharing service
- Modify, translate, or create derivative works without written permission
- Remove or alter any copyright notices
- Use the content for commercial purposes (e.g., reading it on a podcast, in a course, etc.)
Unauthorized distribution is a violation of copyright law and these Terms.
07Intellectual Property
All content, text, design, and structure of the Book and this website are the intellectual property of the seller and are protected by Czech and international copyright law. The name "Sit Down, Kid." and the "Vic" character are protected as creative works.
08Mature Content
The Book contains adult language, references to drug and alcohol use, references to sexual relationships, profanity, and themes intended for a mature audience. By purchasing, you confirm you are comfortable with such content.
09Disclaimer of Warranties
The Book is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee that following any advice in the Book will produce specific results in your life, financial situation, relationships, or anything else. Your results depend on your own actions, circumstances, and many factors outside our control.
10Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall the seller be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, or punitive damages arising from your use of the Book or this website. Total liability for any claim related to the Book shall not exceed the amount you paid for it.
Nothing in these Terms limits liability that cannot be legally limited under Czech consumer protection law or under the laws of the country where you reside as a consumer.
11Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. The current version will always be available on this page with the "Last updated" date at the top. Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of any updates.
12Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Czech Republic. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of the Czech Republic, subject to any mandatory consumer protections of your home country.
If you are a consumer in the European Union, you may also have access to the EU Online Dispute Resolution platform at ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr.
13Contact
Questions about these Terms? Email us at hello@sitdownkid.com.